The events that surround me :

So a friend of a friend who, just by the way, owns a porn shop has to have surgery performed on one of his 'family jewels'. Now as to the reason for medical treatment on one of his poor, possibly overworked nuts - well i've no clue - but the misfortuned wretch will not be allowed to have sex or any form of self pleasure for six weeks (!) - indeed, the fellow is not even allowed a hardon within short time of the procedure 'for fear of ripping the stitiches' (!!) -

now just picture this poor straight dude - and a hott nurse giving him a sponge bath ! Dilemmas abound.

As with another friend who is so busy with school and work that she times her sexual escapades and schedules them such that they occurr during unimportant times....hmm - at times like these i am actually thankful for :

1 -being male - i.e. it doesnt take too much time ;) &
2 -not being in a relationship.

Also - "Internal Rate of Return" - the rate at which food ingested is expelled out the other end - my econ prof, making sure that we were all awake. ;)

*yawn* so im off!
Have a great one!